We were supposed to make a list of differences between same sex and straight couples. I decided to go above and beyond.
"But it's hard for straight people to find a partner too." Who cares about your lonely soul? This shit isn't about you.
I love it when people get uncomfortable and ask me if my girlfriend is my sister/aunt because they're afraid of thinking the "L" word.
You are totally allowed to complain if your friends/family are dicks about you dating someone of a different race/religion, but that's it. Your straight person woes are not my problem otherwise.
DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS SHIT.
Oh and god forbid you try to explain how a same sex couple can have biological children. Because trans* identities mean nothing, apparently.
*THE MORE YOU KNOW*